Accountant Jokes

On a wet Friday afternoon in August we were deciding what to put on the website and decided on Accountant jokes to cheer everybody up. Here they are:-

A fine is a tax for doing wrong AND a tax is a fine for doing well.

Did you hear about the cannibal tax accountant?
She charges an arm and a leg!

What is Father Christmas’s tax status?
Elf -employed!

Why did the accountant cross the road?
To bore the people on the other side!

A woman went to the doctor, who told her she had just 6 months to live.
Oh My God, said the woman, What shall I do?
Marry an accountant suggested the doctor.
Why asked the woman , Will that make me live longer?
No replied the doctor, but it will seem longer!